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rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

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who the fuck changed ‘fuckers’ to ‘meaners’

royalteens:

i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat
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humansofnewyork: “One of my plays is getting produced!” “What’s it about?” “So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.” hot damn
humansofnewyork: “I cured myself of schizophrenia.” “How’d you do that?” “I stopped listening to the voices.”